Felix Culpa – Details


Felix Culpa

From time to time I just get very silly and write something daft. This seems to be one of those times. Mildly inspired by the quite extraordinary amount of clutter the Victorians kept in their drawing-rooms.

Summary
Four vampires, one kitten, and what can only be described as a lot of highly improbable fortuities.
Spoilers
None.
Period
1886
Written
February 2004
Word Count
5,449 words
Rating
All Ages
Characters
Angelus, Darla, Dru, Will
Content
Some rough and tumble violence, and bad language, involving a kitten.

Teaser

The problem arose because Dru’s love of small furry animals was incompatible with Angelus’s inclination for felicide.

The problem arose because Darla never could bear to be contradicted.

The problem arose because…

‘Bloody hell!’

Will picked himself up and was about to vent his feelings on the sodden mass he’d tripped over when he saw a flicker of movement in the crevice between the wall and an old barrel. Cautiously he crept forward, and then stopped in surprise when out of the dark there sounded an insistent, pleading miaow.

He smuggled the little scrap in under his coat while Angelus and Darla were safely out at the opera. Some swift work with a towel and he was able to present it to Dru in the secrecy of her own room, at the same time as binding her by the most dreadful oaths he could dream up on the spur of the moment, never, ever to let Angelus find out.

Dru stared wide eyed at the kitten for a full minute, making no move to take it from him, whilst it waved wide-splayed paws, clawing at the air as if it wanted to climb some invisible ladder.

‘How do you touch it, Will?’

His heart sank. ‘Don’t you want it, love?’

The kitten mewed.

Read on…


Disclaimer

Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel, and all the characters in them, are the property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Twentieth Century Fox, the WB, UPN, and just about everybody else on the planet except me. I acknowledge this fully; and I promise I’m only playing with them without hope of profit. I will put them back in the box carefully when I’m done and apologise if they got a bit hurt while I was using them. But come on, they are vampires, they can probably take it.

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