My Spike

By Peasant

  1. Is a fighter.
  2. Values loyalty above everything.
  3. And hence, if he is betrayed can turn vicious as a viper.
  4. Is more in control about whom he loves than most people give him credit for.
  5. But when he loves, there is not a drop held back.
  6. Doesn’t really have friends, just acquaintances he gets on with.
  7. Was called Will back in the day.
  8. Hasn’t been called Will for the last hundred years and would kill anyone who tried.
  9. Doesn’t fancy Xander but is endlessly amused by how Xander reacts to him.
  10. Has placed Dawn into the mental pigeon hole where he once kept his kid sister and it would never occur to him to take her out again.
  11. Speaking of which – had sisters. And a father. With whom he had a perfectly normal relationship.
  12. Purrs, growls and snarls.
  13. Has nice manners and always knows exactly when he is using them – and when he isn’t.
  14. Can’t remember who sired him and vacillates on the question on a daily basis.
  15. Was sired by Angelus in every way that mattered.
  16. Loved Dru from the first moment he laid eyes on her, still loves her deep down but doesn’t let himself think about it any more.
  17. Can play the piano. Doesn’t.
  18. If he wants to be good at something he will practice it endlessly, but he will practice it alone.
  19. Can both receive orders and give them.
  20. But only if he sees the point.
  21. When he hears the word ‘everybody’, always adds a mental ‘else’.
  22. Has a sneaking respect for Giles but would rather die than admit it.
  23. Sometimes drives all the way to L.A., stands outside the Hyperion smoking and staring at his feet, and then drives home again.
  24. Drops his fag butts on the pavement.
  25. Plays poker. Badly.
  26. Cheats.
  27. Releases the kittens afterwards. (But he doesn’t take them to a cats’ home because that would be wussy, he just put them down for a moment to light a fag and the sodding little buggers ran off. Again.)
  28. Cries.
  29. Was not a cause of jealousy in Darla, but was a major cause of annoyance.
  30. Learnt how to get on with her in the end. By and large. Leaving aside the odd rough patch. Mostly.
  31. Is something of a snob in the instinctive, unthinking way of the English.
  32. Can make himself charming to anyone anywhere, if he chooses.
  33. Can annoy anyone anywhere, if he chooses.
  34. Doesn’t always concentrate enough to choose.
  35. Does not think of Angel as ‘The Poof’.
  36. Went to both prep and public school – hated it.
  37. Can sketch.
  38. Is an excellent tactician and a hopeless strategist.
  39. Feared Angelus’s disapproval more than his anger.
  40. Feared neglect more than both.
  41. Reads more for information than entertainment, except for poetry and Shakespeare.
  42. Does not have an Oedipus complex, a reverse Oedipus complex, or any sexual hang-ups about his mother at all, thank you very much.
  43. Is incapable of keeping either himself or his living space entirely clean and tidy.
  44. Was upper middle class but without enough money to support the fact.
  45. Is not ashamed of this – but knows how important it is that he keeps it to himself.
  46. Can speak a smattering of numerous languages – very, very badly.
  47. Fidgets in company. Alone, he can just sit and think for hours.
  48. Is a very bad liar. Doesn’t know this.
  49. Has no taste in music – doesn’t know this either.
  50. Isn’t as talented a lover as he thinks he is, but makes up for it by being an extremely thoughtful one.
  51. Lost his virginity to Dru.
  52. Was taught how to make love by Darla.
  53. And how to lie back and think of England by Angelus.
  54. Is a surprisingly useful spin bowler but far too wild to be trustworthy with a bat.